Fate of the Unwanted

I played jka for a while, then I discovered something hanging from my nuts and started playing with it.

Finally Outlaw's off my cock! My dick was getting sore.

Makes me kinda sad that the only interaction taking place in the forum is related to a post made by a spamming bot. Meh,

So it appears we've survived the end of the world.

Oh boi. It looks like it's around that time of the year where everyone drops by to leave a drunk message. Count me in for the orgy.

Although poorly translated, this advertisement proved somewhat instructive.

Looking for Tank and Healer, running "Spamming the Forums" instance.Epic loot from the last boss, Bane the Sodomizer, PST

You forgot your social insurance number and credit card, and don't forget the CCV, the 3 numbers at the back. We have high standard to judge applicants by CCV. Kidding aside, I don't think FoU is recruiting at the moment.

The word 'Free' caught my interest. It might be worth trying, but alas, I have a PC made out of scotch-taped fossils.

And i've been at 1% HP for the past year. I NEED A HEAL