Fate of the Unwanted

I'm looking to buy a new laptop but I don't really know much about hardware. So I figured I'd come to my boys at FoU to give me some advice. Here is what I need:Lightweight; current laptop is about 4 lbs. I need to carry the thing around and I'm small and weak.Smallish; my current one is like 12&quo...

Thanks guys!I graduated with a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science (cum laude) with a specialization in Game Design. Next year I'm going to Rochester Institute of Technology for a Masters in Game Design and Development. I'll post pictures of me in all my glory as well as pics of my graduation pr...

well i saw a doctor. turns out i have a very bad case of tonsillitis which is presenting with some of the less common symptoms. I want my tonsils out. I bet it makes dick sucking way easier without them in the way. Any of you boys had your tonsils out? Does it make taking a dick down your throat eas...

So I've been sick since Sunday night. which sucks because my finals start tomorrow and i'm pretty much fucked. 'Anyway added to the list of symptoms is suddenly the inability to keep down food. I didn't know this. I assumed last night's troubles were because my gigantic tonsils were wreaking havoc w...

i only know snape's real name cause mus used to shout it out during sex... which was awkward...

had to shave the pubes cause otherwise we wouldn't see it at all.

Aww sweetie I'm sorry I forgot your birthday! I got it mixed up with Anus's bday for some reason. So next week I'll wish you happy birthday on the date I think it is. <3Also...MASTURBATION FTW!

i need to level up

that was pwnsauce

disappointing.