Spam Away My Children!

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:46 pm

Mace, your mom

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:43 am

I especially liked the 97th one.

By the way, first person to identify just which one that is gets a free regurgitated cookie that I stole from Chris. Of course, it wasn't regurgitated at that point.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:54 am

Chris and Hank are my idols!

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:56 am

**wishing his life had more meaning**

Ender · Post by **Ender** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:58 am

Always!

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 1:02 am

**swallows bottle of sleeping pills (yes the whole bottle, pills, container, cap and all)**

TacoBell · Post by **TacoBell** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:01 am

Ok Chris, you take your calvary around the hill and we will flank Ender's archer's at dawn.We will march on the town with 2000 regulars and take the capital using rocket propelled tanks. Thats right, the Tanks will be rocket propealed themselves!*Chris's Mom Makes Taco Microwave Popcorn And Coco*

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:26 am

liking the plan Taco but there's one problem::points out their army of ferocious ostriches::shit.....

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:27 am

nevermind!!!::calls in the Yoshi army to handle this matter::just in case.....::calls in the Royal Airforce of Giraffes for backup::now all i need is a navy and marines and i can rule the world

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:29 am

Oh come on, you sissy! Ostriches never hurt anyone! **ostrich nips shoulder** Damn you, you son of a bitch! **breaks ostrich's neck**NOTE: Only one ostrich was hurt in the making of this post, and he was an irritable ostrich with a tendecny to bite. Besides, he was ficticious.