Christmas Lists
I think I'll give Taco a haircut for Christmas.To Snape, I'd give him some tea, and a big, wet, sloppy kiss.For Evan, he gets an autographed picture of me.Bob gets some cheese. Oh, and some club soda, too.Hobar gets a Christmas call, and maybe a comb.GW will recieve a Mad Libs book.Outlaw already got his Christmas present. Eep!Cloud gets a mail-order bride, and my beloved Desperado Blaster.Kam gets an apology.Midget gets a vacuum hose, and some lick-on tattoo's.Milk gets a bowl, spoon, and box of Cap'n Crunch.Miller gets a gift certificate for 50 free haircuts at Great Clips.Step will be getting a Stairmaster 5000, so he can practice year 'round.I'll get Andy a manicure, or some gloves.Bane will recieve a license to kill.Ael gets a scratching post, to keep her nails razor sharp.Around Shad, my name becomes "Shadow's Best Friend"Erb gets three free hugs from Snape, good for six months.Dai - e-mail greeting card. [size=4:53f56ea4de]Oh, and I won't post that picture of him screaming in Coronet.[/size:53f56ea4de]More to be added, and I'm sorry if I left you out. I'll try and update when I think of more presents for you.
And then Akon was like, Wooohooo! YEEHOOO!
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Hehe... since Gw is talking about air soft guns it reminds me of the time I shot one of my friend's neighbor point-blank range. We were just fooling around and I mentioned to my friend that it would be funny to scare his neighbor with the airsoft pistol, so he invites him to come over to play halo with us. As he is coming I'm standing behind the door waiting as quiet as I can get. As soon as he enters I grab one of his arms and his shirt and shove him onto my friends bed yelling " GET ON THE GROUND AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH FUCKING SHUT!" ... heh heh... so he starts rambling "Don't shoot Don't shoot!" thinking that it was a real gun. Right there my friend and I start bursting into laughter. Realizing that it was a joke he calmly settles down and then ask " What would happen if you shot me?" I responded by saying that there was no bbs loaded and then pointed the gun straight at his belly and cocked it back and fired two shots simultaneously only to see two small yellow balls come out of the barrel. I felt so bad for him but at the same time I was laughing my ass off. Yeah... so there's my story. ( Mind you I'm not that stupid to try with a real gun for that reason) 

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