Story of the day thread
(lousy Bothans)::pulls out survival knife::I'll cut you! :oops:You Bothans are too scary....I saw a female bothan dancing while wearing an exotic leotard, and now i'm scared for life....Man, that's sexy. I just wish all the Bothan females weren't out to kill me. So are the male Bothans...but, meh...Kam's not really a threat...
And then Akon was like, Wooohooo! YEEHOOO!
(lousy Bothans)::pulls out survival knife::I'll cut you! :oops:You Bothans are too scary....I saw a female bothan dancing while wearing an exotic leotard, and now i'm scared for life....Man, that's sexy. I just wish all the Bothan females weren't out to kill me. So are the male Bothans...but, meh...Kam's not really a threat...i just cant get over the fact that bothian woman have more hair on thier bellys then i do. thats just... creepy
(lousy Bothans)::pulls out survival knife::I'll cut you! :oops:You Bothans are too scary....I saw a female bothan dancing while wearing an exotic leotard, and now i'm scared for life....Man, that's sexy. I just wish all the Bothan females weren't out to kill me. So are the male Bothans...but, meh...Kam's not really a threat...i just cant get over the fact that bothian woman have more hair on thier bellys then i do. thats just... creepyI still can't get over the fact that I've only seen two Sullustans, and NO females.But, that's okay. Sullustan pr0n isn't in high demand.Now, those Zabrak females...mmm...tattoos, horns...Yummy. 
And then Akon was like, Wooohooo! YEEHOOO!
zabrak blowjobs = bad.if you dont watch what you're doing, you could end up with a swollen teste. 
"Horny Zabraks /rolleyes"i was meaning the fact that they have horns on their head.getting your wee wee poked would pretty much suck. :sperm:Yes...me too.And then I've seen two or three female mon cals. All pretty cool...except for the...well, the fish part.
"Horny Zabraks /rolleyes"i was meaning the fact that they have horns on their head.getting your wee wee poked would pretty much suck. :sperm:Yes...me too.And then I've seen two or three female mon cals. All pretty cool...except for the...well, the fish part.And then Akon was like, Wooohooo! YEEHOOO!
zabrak blowjobs = bad.if you dont watch what you're doing, you could end up with a swollen teste. "Horny Zabraks /rolleyes"i was meaning the fact that they have horns on their head.getting your wee wee poked would pretty much suck. :sperm:Yes...me too.And then I've seen two or three female mon cals. All pretty cool...except for the...well, the fish part.us fishies are hard to tell apart gender wise.like, i thought i was hitting on this fine purplish-red fish one time in the cantina, and it ended up being a dood. 
good times, good times.
"Horny Zabraks /rolleyes"i was meaning the fact that they have horns on their head.getting your wee wee poked would pretty much suck. :sperm:Yes...me too.And then I've seen two or three female mon cals. All pretty cool...except for the...well, the fish part.us fishies are hard to tell apart gender wise.like, i thought i was hitting on this fine purplish-red fish one time in the cantina, and it ended up being a dood. good times, good times.:{8):
zabrak blowjobs = bad.if you dont watch what you're doing, you could end up with a swollen teste. "Horny Zabraks /rolleyes"i was meaning the fact that they have horns on their head.getting your wee wee poked would pretty much suck. :sperm:Yes...me too.And then I've seen two or three female mon cals. All pretty cool...except for the...well, the fish part.us fishies are hard to tell apart gender wise.like, i thought i was hitting on this fine purplish-red fish one time in the cantina, and it ended up being a dood. good times, good times.Mistaken gender identity, and Twi'leks.That's a road you don't want to have to hear about.
"Horny Zabraks /rolleyes"i was meaning the fact that they have horns on their head.getting your wee wee poked would pretty much suck. :sperm:Yes...me too.And then I've seen two or three female mon cals. All pretty cool...except for the...well, the fish part.us fishies are hard to tell apart gender wise.like, i thought i was hitting on this fine purplish-red fish one time in the cantina, and it ended up being a dood. good times, good times.Mistaken gender identity, and Twi'leks.That's a road you don't want to have to hear about.And then Akon was like, Wooohooo! YEEHOOO!