URGENT:: Spring Break: Gamer Girls Gone Wild

Jaina Solo · Post by **Jaina Solo** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:54 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that I, Jaina Solo, aka {FoU-R}JainaSolo, aka X-Men >>> Storm, will be going on vacation to South Carolina this Spring Break. Yes, I am aware that this means I will not be observing Passover as I would like (believe me this is not my idea) and I also will not be filming/directing/producing/starring in [size=24:872a8cfb89]Spring Break: Gamer Girls Gone Wild!![/size:872a8cfb89]. Instead I will be bored as fuck in an SC hotel watching TV, eating big ass breakfasts, riding in cars with the family, seeing boring historical sites (I prefer science museums).This also means I will not be spending hours lounging around HoP in a bathing suit and flashing unsuspecting FoUsters. I will not be getting mad drunk, passing out in Bespin Streets where everyone will take advantage of me. I will not be have promiscuous and unprotected sex with any guy who is breathing. I will not be participating in any such scandelous and lustful exhibitionism that is commonly associated with sexy chicks over Spring Break.That is unless someone can find a way to sabotage my vacation so we have to stay home. I hate going to far away places and prefer to stay home or go to the bitchin' science museums in PA (Franklin Institute is my idea of a good time) and MA.I may get the chance to do some dial-up forum-site-seeing from the room on the laptop but the hotels charge extra so it's a long shot.So, in conclusion, [size=24:872a8cfb89]Spring Break: Gamer Girls Gone Wild[/size:872a8cfb89] will not be coming out this year. Maybe next year, boys.Sincerely, Your Loving Slut,Jaina Solo

ReDWasK · Post by **ReDWasK** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm

hmmm, there must be some other slutty bitches around here we can take advantage of in Bespin alley ways....hmm...::looks around room::

Here Christian, have some tequila, on the house

Kakuto · Post by **Kakuto** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:21 pm

ROFLMAO, well jaina, dont feel bad, im not observin' passover like i should either...goin to Vancouver on Friday...then to whistler, then to Kelowna w00tw00t. Have fun in SC.

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:11 pm

ReD, how many times do i have to remind you that i'm not Little Wask?

anyway, such a shame you'll be bored Jaina. try to have fun.....i guess. i dunno, i like the whole seeing history thing myself but to each their own.but too bad about the girls gone wild thing. i was looking real forward to it

nah, not really. most of my girl friends will get naked on command so i have nothing to worry about as far as that goes

note to self: successfully got under Jaina's skin again since i won't submit like a sheep to her talk

Jaina Solo · Post by **Jaina Solo** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:56 pm

Chris, the Sims, your puppets, and the girls in the magazines do not count.

Gheed-sta · Post by **Gheed-sta** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:43 pm

if your that desperate...break you leg!

Post by **Musashi** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:44 pm

Jaina, give me a list of all the places you will visit; I'll make bomb threats to each one, meaning tat you'll not beable to go to them. Thus, ruining the trip.

Jaina Solo · Post by **Jaina Solo** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:23 pm

we're staying in Charleston... idk what we doing there...

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:29 pm

Jaina, you forget i have a girlfriend and you're left to masturbating yourself to sleep at night because you're gutless!!!

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:35 pm

Charleston's a sweet place to go. Lots of good food and those Civil War monuments that Jaina gets so into.