what happened to the good old days of using a wifeWifes are for cooking and cleaning dude, you get a bit on the side for the good stuff. You're living in the past, quit living in the past!
what happened to the good old days of using a wifeAfter you've hit it for 5 years, a little change in routine is good... You can't eat the same cereal every morning for 5 years and not want some oatmeal every now and then....