dude, i am the god of life and death, i decide who, and even things like buildings can grow old. i can make the sharpest sword grow brittle with rust in moments. i can make the Eifel tower toppel under its own legs by aging it so. and, my friend, i decide not to die from this attack of lightning!
Anubis, i'm God. i control life and death as well ::hops off the cross, picks it up, and smashes Anubis over the head with it::feel free to bleed to death now