FFXII
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FFXII
So, what the fuck of it all? I'm going to burn this baby! I can't decide what the hell to do with the douches that are also known as my party. They all suck at everything, and they have like 2 MP apiece, so they can cast "Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness" twice, and then they are useless. Plus what the hell with the equipment, it's all useless and I want to burn it. WEAR THE GODDAMNED LIGHT ARMOR, THERE IS NO POINT TO ANYTHING ELSE! Dude, the game rocks hard, but the character building makes me want to shoot up and leave the syringe to hang from my vein as my eyes roll into the back of my head and I hallucinate about what it would look like if Snape and RedWask made sweet, sweet love to a nuclear-powered Mr. Potatohead doll that would scream "ANAL ORGASM" while watching their favorite porn, 'Filling the Rape Bucket with My Sex'. Goddamnit.
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