15 Ways to get ps3

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15 Ways to get ps3

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1. Pre-order early (hey so ppl are saying TRU is doing it)2. Get one on ebay for $2-3k3. Enter as many contests as possible for PS3. (Adult Swim has one already, last year mountain dew gave out an xbox 360 every 10 minutes)4. Wait outside on launch day and camp out to steal one from someone walking outside, preferably someone smaller than you. Make sure to bring a bat or other weapons.5. Wait outside of a large retail store the day before launch and steal the incoming truck with merchandise.6. Find out who has one and steal it.7. Offer personal escort and/or sexual services for one.8. Pray to the god(s) & spirits of your choice to give you one.9. Trade your soul to the Devil.10. Walk into a store and steal the system from the demo kiosk and run away. Buy the power cables at another store.11. Borrow one or multiple physically disabled children and use them to skip your way into the line.12. Borrow your friends system and open it and try to make it with all the parts. Make sure you perfect your soldering skills.13. Get a job (with fake id's) at a store having systems on launch day and run away with one when the truck arrives.14. Buy a PS2 and brainwash (or drug) yourself into believing it is a PS3 with a faulty SIXAXIS controller.
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Post by Outlaw »

i have a similar list1. Steal2. Steal3. Steal4. Sleep with someone for their PS35. Trade someone their ps3 for a punch in the face.6. ROb a bank and buy one off e-bay7. Rob a bank and buy out e-bay :D 8. Steal tibby and lock him in my basement9. Trade quid a huge hug and then he will get you a ps3i got nothing after that. :D
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Post by DesuMacchi »

The only rule to get a PS31. Wait for price to drop as it will shortly.
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Post by Outlaw »

true, because sony is gonna want their product to actually sell. Even though alot of people are still gonna buy it right off the bat despite its huge price. Sony would sell more if the price wasn't so high. Of course what i speak of is common sense everyone knows alrdy. I just felt like typing :D
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Post by UberGoat »

PS3 is normal price in Japan ($300 rather than $500-$600), so I don't think Sony will have trouble selling them. Plus Sony only created a limited supply of them as of now, so I guess it was their intention to sell as much as they made.
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Post by TacoBell »

I got a better idea....buy a Wii.
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Re: 15 Ways to get ps3

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1. Pre-order early (hey so ppl are saying TRU is doing it)2. Get one on ebay for $2-3k3. Enter as many contests as possible for PS3. (Adult Swim has one already, last year mountain dew gave out an xbox 360 every 10 minutes)4. Wait outside on launch day and camp out to steal one from someone walking outside, preferably someone smaller than you. Make sure to bring a bat or other weapons.5. Wait outside of a large retail store the day before launch and steal the incoming truck with merchandise.6. Find out who has one and steal it.7. Offer personal escort and/or sexual services for one.8. Pray to the god(s) & spirits of your choice to give you one.9. Trade your soul to the Devil.10. Walk into a store and steal the system from the demo kiosk and run away. Buy the power cables at another store.11. Borrow one or multiple physically disabled children and use them to skip your way into the line.12. Borrow your friends system and open it and try to make it with all the parts. Make sure you perfect your soldering skills.13. Get a job (with fake id's) at a store having systems on launch day and run away with one when the truck arrives.14. Buy a PS2 and brainwash (or drug) yourself into believing it is a PS3 with a faulty SIXAXIS controller.Where's # 15?
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Re: 15 Ways to get ps3

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1. Pre-order early (hey so ppl are saying TRU is doing it)2. Get one on ebay for $2-3k3. Enter as many contests as possible for PS3. (Adult Swim has one already, last year mountain dew gave out an xbox 360 every 10 minutes)4. Wait outside on launch day and camp out to steal one from someone walking outside, preferably someone smaller than you. Make sure to bring a bat or other weapons.5. Wait outside of a large retail store the day before launch and steal the incoming truck with merchandise.6. Find out who has one and steal it.7. Offer personal escort and/or sexual services for one.8. Pray to the god(s) & spirits of your choice to give you one.9. Trade your soul to the Devil.10. Walk into a store and steal the system from the demo kiosk and run away. Buy the power cables at another store.11. Borrow one or multiple physically disabled children and use them to skip your way into the line.12. Borrow your friends system and open it and try to make it with all the parts. Make sure you perfect your soldering skills.13. Get a job (with fake id's) at a store having systems on launch day and run away with one when the truck arrives.14. Buy a PS2 and brainwash (or drug) yourself into believing it is a PS3 with a faulty SIXAXIS controller.Where's # 15?Yeah I was thinking the same...Fuck buying it now, I'm gonna buy one when I visit my dad in China next time, chipped and cheap.
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Post by Shadow »

Their intention is to keep prices jacked up until they can cut production costs. They are losing money on each PS3 they produce atm, so mass producing isn't exactly smart.
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Post by Spyke »

The only rule to get a PS31. Wait for price to drop as it will shortly.how shortly, the xbox a year later hasnt dropped in price :(
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