problem with banners/avatars/etc.

Pain-Killer · Post by **Pain-Killer** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:45 pm

7up was it ur banner with the FISH in it??haha!nice,FISH oh no wait bob is the fish..

Post by **Snape** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:53 pm

Snape to the rescue with some suggestions!Get a lock on your door.Put a bell on your door and get ready with the 'Alt & Tab' combo for when it rings.Get new parents.Tie some rope to your door and connect it to your PC power lead so when they open it, your PC will shut down automatically.Go to a notoriously hardcore animal porn site, play a movie and turn the volume right up, take off all your clothes and start humping the PC in time with the audio from the site. True, when your parents come in they probably won't approve but I guarantee they'll see this forum in a whole new light.Arrange for the girl from Desu's avatar to come round and meet the parents, prove to them that she's a very nice girl then ask her to hump your PC as well. See if you can get the whole family taking it in turns to do this, just for the sheer hell of it.Invite me round to your house and hook me up with that avatar chick. Watch in amazement as I teach you all the correct procedure for PC humping.Hope this helps.

Cryptic Moon · Post by **Cryptic Moon** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:33 pm

Ang=eL · Post by **Ang=eL** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:39 pm

man i have to agree with snape how u going to ever download porn with them theremove ur computer monitor in a way they cant see unless the go to ur areaand really learn how to use the ALT= tab key as snape saidi personaly think ur pathetic letting ur parents catch u like thatwhen i was younger i was a little porn freak and i never got cought by my parents i was smart to have something else on that was educational and then the porn sites so i would use the alt=tab keep when they would comemy parnets where very stric with me and the internet cause had found a big stack of playboys in my room and the atic lots of times but never my porn moviesso if u need some help i can tell u want to do coming from an expert but now i live alone !!! no parents so i dnt worry about that shit!!!!final advise use ur freaken head man!!!!!

Post by **HobarNintendo** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:44 pm

What you do is...Turn the moniter off and pretend your getting off!

Post by **Bane** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:53 pm

Or you can do this:Go to mommy and daddy(if thats what you call them). Give them a big kiss and say: "mommy, daddy. I love you, but I love my porno more. So let me look att my porno, or just fuck off..."*.... or you can go with snapes ideas.[size=9:090626e582] * Reactions may vary. i will not take any responsability if you are a dumb fuck enough to say this. So dont blame me.[/size:090626e582]

Ang=eL · Post by **Ang=eL** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:51 pm

see yoda won man i tell u these kids theses days are like brain lesshow will the ponr industry live on with these noobs ?????come on kids ur heads a little more damdidnt they teach u anything in high school or junior high!!!!!

Post by **Bane** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:02 pm

pffftt.... we wont all end up like you. Simple. But how the fuck will we end up in a factory for looking att porn? dumbass.

Ang=eL · Post by **Ang=eL** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:45 pm

noo man i am talking bout how they dnt know how to use there drains or thinkthats what i am talking about

Post by **Bane** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:08 pm

:itch: eh?