Contrary to popular belief my name does have an origin. During Recon week in boot camp I was the best during the training games we had. Nobody could ever spot me when we were doing night secure missions so Gunny said that I was like a fucking shadow out there. And it stuck. After everyone got over the whole "limp" thing for breaking my leg on the wall hop.... Ive always been wood crafty cause in Poland we used to steal food from grocery stores near woods and run back into them, and the store clerks arent like the ones here. They would chase you for like half a mile before they gave up. Had to learn how to be swift and silent
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.