Most Random Thing Uve Ever Found

jacen · Post by **jacen** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:01 am

a turkey stuck in the obstacle course at skool. The fat gym teacher came to let it out and it flew away lmao!

yoda-wan · Post by **yoda-wan** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 3:02 am

imagine going in to the bathroom to clean, and finding a banana on the toilet seat... i thought it was funny as hell...but then again...as Chris would say, I'm retarded. :Pi still dont get it????

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 3:56 am

This one time I was just sleeping my bed, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I was aroused (woken up you sickoes, get your mind out fo the gutter) by a freaking loud crash outside. I'm talking a real hulabaloo. Anyway, I dashed to my window and, like, opened it and stuff and used a little mirror (I always keep one handy) to get a nice view of the roof and what to my wondering eyes should appear but this fat little queermo jacking off eight reindeer. I think he saw that I had caught him, cause his cheeks turned all rosy like he was real embarrassed, and he ran to the fucking chimney (he must have been damn tripped out to be on my roof in the first place, poor bastard) and I swear to God he actually squeezed down into my living room, presumably to kill me and thus protect his twisted little secret. So I shot him and called the cops to cart his dead ass away. Yeah, I thought that was a bit random.

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 4:26 am

hahahaand i loved how you used the word hulabaloo

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 4:37 am

A classic word from a simpler time...and it sounds pretty cool

TacoBell · Post by **TacoBell** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 2:53 pm

One time I found a stray cat with Pants on. Blue Pants! Blueee!

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 2:54 pm

You found my cat!?

Gheed-sta · Post by **Gheed-sta** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:03 am

Most random thing....hmmmmm I would say a spotting of an aligator around 11 ft long on a road...

TacoBell · Post by **TacoBell** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 5:42 pm

If it was in North Dakota then yes, that would be random. But the South. Naaaa

Gheed-sta · Post by **Gheed-sta** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 7:42 pm

In florida then definitly!