Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 11:52 pm
How are you gonnoa help us hang a man from a cross if you don't have any fucking arms!? Jesus, I'm surrounded by morons! 
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:59 am
you morons, i'm the messiah ::smites Anubis, HanK, and Ender by striking them with lightning:::)
::smites Anubis, HanK, and Ender by striking them with lightning:::)Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:15 pm
dude, i am the god of life and death, i decide who, and even things like buildings can grow old. i can make the sharpest sword grow brittle with rust in moments. i can make the Eifel tower toppel under its own legs by aging it so. and, my friend, i decide not to die from this attack of lightning!
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:16 pm
oh ya *crucifies christian and hangs an EGYPT RULES banner across his chest*
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:25 pm
**thinks about it for a moment, shrugs shoulders and decides to die in lightning strike**
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:29 pm
So...what was Oinker saying again? And where'd he go anyway? Oh well.
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:40 pm
Anubis, i'm God. i control life and death as well 
::hops off the cross, picks it up, and smashes Anubis over the head with it::feel free to bleed to death now 
::hops off the cross, picks it up, and smashes Anubis over the head with it::feel free to bleed to death now Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:44 pm
feel free to bleed to death now :)HELLO I CHOOSE NOT TO DIE AND BSIDES, RNY U SUPPOSED TO B CHRIST AND NOT GOD!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:44 pm
yeah but i'm basically God as human. i can do as i please