JotR ALL UP IN THIS OOOKKAAAAAAAYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!
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Pada*One aka InVincible
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lol, but seriously Mr. Tibbers, good to see you're not dead yet. :Dpfft, hows that a good thing? all he does is eat, crap, and complain...you JotRs want em!?ya .....keep waking up day after day, still breathing.....amazing ...........
To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others. - Buddha
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Pada*One aka InVincible
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zippo...gramps...both of ya need to be told the tale...of the wasks!*red is supa much better but ill try*Once upon a midnight dreary, while old man tib pondered weak and weary...err...wait lemme try againOnce upon a time...Lil Wask and Big wask were pickin up chicks.They got so drunk though they just started to hump each other.And so, Redwask was born.Then a meteor hit the earth and out crawled Renowask.And that is how tibby discovered the wheel.
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Pada*One aka InVincible
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that's what most people believe, but dont you wish you could know the truth...[size=24:440b4c2fa7]THE TRUTH REVEALED!!!![/size:440b4c2fa7]After years and years of gene therapy, the U.S. Government's top secret black project, Sons of Wask, had perfected the perfect race. The prototype Wask, "Big" was nearly flawless, but he was kept in the incubation for too lengthy a time, and thus was slightly burnt. Regardless, the project proceeded. "Little" was soon after created, but with different results. "Little" was born with an accelerated vocabularly, and was quickly shouting ever known curse and racial slur known to man. In fact, "Little" even created a few of today's most popular racial slurs, including *edit and *edit. The Sons of Wask project took a hiatus though, for the Canadian government had unearthed some of their secrets (just don't ask how). The Canadian government attempted to create their own Wask in attempts to counter the Wask race, but failed numerous times. Realizing that a Wask equipped solely to play hockey would prove useless, they created a Wask equipped solely to curse and drink alcohol, thus the "ReD" Wask was born. The "Red" Wask was rumoured to be named because of the country's national flag, other rumours that he was named after the janitor's favourite colour, none of which have ever been proven to be true.The U.S. Government, in retaliation to Canada's successful creation of a Wask, started the Sons of Wask project back up, but this time in Area 51 or Reno, Nevada. The project leaders decided that their best hope was to create a Wask that would steal the women of not only Canada, but whatever country it stepped foot on. The legendary "Reno"Wask was born one late afternoon, causing women across the country to simultaneously orgasm. Too embarrassed by the incident, none of the women ever spoke out about the event.But before Canada and the United States could ever pit their Wasks against each other, it was decided by a higher power that a War of the Wasks would destroy the countries and cause a rapid decline in the economy. The Wasks' memories were wiped clean and were each placed in various parts of their respective countries, in hopes that they would never meet, and thus awakening their true beings...
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Pada*One aka InVincible
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