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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:46 pm
by Christian
Mace, your mom :rofl:

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:43 am
by HanK
I especially liked the 97th one. :D By the way, first person to identify just which one that is gets a free regurgitated cookie that I stole from Chris. Of course, it wasn't regurgitated at that point. :)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:54 am
by Ender
Chris and Hank are my idols!

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:56 am
by HanK
**wishing his life had more meaning** :wink:

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:58 am
by Ender
Always!

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 1:02 am
by HanK
**swallows bottle of sleeping pills (yes the whole bottle, pills, container, cap and all)**

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:01 am
by TacoBell
Ok Chris, you take your calvary around the hill and we will flank Ender's archer's at dawn.We will march on the town with 2000 regulars and take the capital using rocket propelled tanks. Thats right, the Tanks will be rocket propealed themselves!*Chris's Mom Makes Taco Microwave Popcorn And Coco*

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:26 am
by Christian
liking the plan Taco but there's one problem::points out their army of ferocious ostriches::shit.....

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:27 am
by Christian
nevermind!!!::calls in the Yoshi army to handle this matter::just in case.....::calls in the Royal Airforce of Giraffes for backup::now all i need is a navy and marines and i can rule the world :rofl:

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:29 am
by HanK
Oh come on, you sissy! Ostriches never hurt anyone! **ostrich nips shoulder** Damn you, you son of a bitch! **breaks ostrich's neck**NOTE: Only one ostrich was hurt in the making of this post, and he was an irritable ostrich with a tendecny to bite. Besides, he was ficticious.