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wtf is a newbert?

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:17 pm
by newbert
well jaina told me to post on here so here it goes,names newbert, bert for short. my turns on are lube, seven, and batteries.my turnoffs are nothing??!and well heres some other info. im 19, live in cali, and im male.in short i love long hops on the beach and dbs' in the moonlight :Dwell i hope i can get to know you all :wink:

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:22 pm
by QuidBoy
SOMEONE TIE HIM DOWN BEFORE HE ESCAPES!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:25 pm
by newbert
but quid im already tied to you :?

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:21 am
by Anubis
did matt lesko write a bok on how to get into fou?! everyone recently has been saying they like lube and are male....

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:27 am
by newbert
well...its a tendency for newberts to be males and have a huge fascination with lube. i mean come on ive got to get rid of this lifetime supply of lube some how :wink:

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:55 am
by Spyke
ARE YOU A HOT CALIFORNIAN MALE OR UN UGLY ONE?

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:41 am
by Darth Bob

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:44 am
by VII
newberts my e-hero

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:52 am
by Mordrid
Hi Newbert. Hi Matt.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:55 am
by Darth Bob