Newbs within the ranks...
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 7:10 pm
House of PainFFA_Helms_DeepManhunt1:23pm(West Coast time)Rules of Manhunt:1:No Sight or MC2:No suiciding3:Umm... yeah1: Yay! Fun! I got killed fairly early in the game, but that doesnt matter. Join red, kill some people, fun stuff.2:Grumpy Old Z(Who I will refer to as "Newb"). Joins blue. I was running up the stairs to the tower, I come around the corner and run into Newb. He turns around, turns saber on, I trip him, then plant a DFA in his forehead. I tell him to go to red, then he doesnt do anything. I blow it off, thinking he has a slow reaction time. I then run into him later in the courtyard of the castle (next to the statues), Newb spots me, turns saber on while I just stand there. He then moves to attack, I turn on saber, trip him, use red backstab, then plant another DFA in his forehead. After all this, he for lack of a better word, b!tches at me and says he "wasn't playing" and that he was "just watching". I insist that the "Newb" goes to red, and he says that he is "bluew forever (See? I even added the spelling error)". I call him Grumpy Old Newb (which he is) and then Dumbass and Retard.. oops, Cypher and DarthBowser start calling me names and trying to vote me off server. I forgot to mention earlier that I was going to use Sight and MC because Newb wasnt switching to red. I run into a room, saw a blue (Didnt know it was Dumbass at the time) and I backed out of the room, MC, then ran behind him, put cl_yawspeed on like 2500 and did red backstab. He flew all the way across the room, turned saber on, then off. I planted a DFA into his forehead too. Blah blah blah...3: I end up getting kicked by either an admin or the person who was running the server. However, I forgot that before I was kicked, Cypher told me that "Once we get to Bespin, you're dead."I don't really care if anyone calls me a newb, because I know to some people (Tibby, Juggs, Blood, Snape, etc.) that I am. I am not one of those people who cant make fun of themselves either. If you're one of those people who cant, you have a stick shoved somewhere it shouldnt be. For all of FoU, you can kill me, gank me, whatever. Just as long as you know I posted this and I know I am right. I apologize to Viper, Tibby, Snape, Juggs, and Chris for my actions, but they were just at the time.