Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Post by **MasteredCloud** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:31 pm

Just got back from watching it, and I must say that it's certainly a movie to see if you've watched and enjoyed the other Indiana Jones movies. If you like adventure and what not, learning tidbits of facts and old/lost history then you'll certainly enjoy, if not more than anything than the action. Discussions please.[spoiler:79ebdb4ef1]It was a little silly with the sci fi and alien stuff going on, but I think i'll let it slide just because it's Indie. Aside from that, I thought it was really solid and had a good time.[/spoiler:79ebdb4ef1]

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:51 pm

Hmm, wel at the start I had some doubts (dunno bout you guys but I thought the acting was a lil wooden) but he seemed too loosen up and it actually turned into an alright movie, some of it nearly too unbelievable (how the fuck does indianna blow on that blowpipe and manage too shoot the guy in the throat. darts arent fucking double sided rofl) ye 7.5/10

Post by **Snape** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:48 am

I fucking hated this movie. Seriously.I went to see it yesterday, with my expectations set so low that I couldn't possibly be disappointed with it right? Wrong. It was like a 2 hour slapstick comedy and I found myself shaking my head in disbelief and cringing several times throughout. There was also a baby crying behind me during the entire movie - don't know how they got past the 12 rating, but nice going parent dudes on ruining the movie for everyone else (more so than the film had managed by itself). What - you can afford cinema tickets but not a babysitter?! Bastards.And I'm sorry, but he is too old. It was like watching your Grandad jumping around getting into fights and then macking with your Grandma (and what was with her stupid butt-chin? Man she didn't age well at all, not that she was anything much to begin with...). Eww.Some of my hate highlights:[spoiler:12a4b73a17]His kid swinging through the jungles like Tarzan with his monkey army.All the alien and UFO bits. Spielberg obviously had a big say here.That stupid fat Englishman (Beowulf dude). What a prick.The bike sliding into his students and then talking casually about coursework. NOT FUNNY.The blow-pipe bit which Jeremy mentioned bothered me too. "Oh no, a feather hit the back of my throat!"The end scene when Indy's hat blew over to his son, indicating that there will be more films to come with him as the main dude. Please.[/spoiler:12a4b73a17]I could really go on for longer, but just thinking about it has made my head ache. I wish they'd stop cashing in on classic movies and come up with a new idea.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:25 pm

First of all, you should have told the bitch mom with the baby to show some tits or GTFO. Don't just sit there through it; she was ruining your ability to get what you payed for. Ask her to make the kid shut the fuck up, or leave until it does so. Communism is over.As for the actual movie, I completely I agree. Garbage.

Post by **Bane** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:08 pm

"I got a bad feeling about this."Star Wars reference ftw.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Wed May 28, 2008 4:33 am

Oh and the other thing was when I saw the janitor I just cracked up, he looked so wrong being in a setting that wasn't Scrubs

Post by **Snape** » Wed May 28, 2008 6:08 pm

Oh and the other thing was when I saw the janitor I just cracked up, he looked so wrong being in a setting that wasn't Scrubs :oops:Totally thought the same thing. Kept on thinking he was gonna slam his hands on the desk, face right up to Indy's and say......Why a penny?Man I still feel bitter about how bad this film was. I haven't felt this cheap and nasty since the day after I saw Spiderman 3.*shudders*

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:34 am

Hahaha, when I saw Tobey Maquire doing that stupid dance down the street I nearly left the cinema.

ReDWasK · Post by **ReDWasK** » Fri May 30, 2008 4:57 am

i always sneak food into theatres, usually an apple and other shit. Spidey3 dance scene, i threw my half eaten apple at the screen. SOOOO FUCKING GAY (no offense christian). ya indy was disappointing, it had it's moments, but fuck. george lucas is a fucking tool, him and some other fuck did the story concept. [spoiler:483ff3b10e]so i went in knowing mostly about the aliens, or that it was going to be sci-fi, so i was prepared for that, but there was so much other shit, the vine swinging, those fucking resourceful nazi ants, WTF?! and driving the car off the cliff onto a fuckin branch and acting all fuck rico sauve! bitch please, you're wrinkled. [/rant][/spoiler:483ff3b10e]

VII · Post by **VII** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:56 pm

refrigerators can make you survive a nuclear strike