bad start to my day..

Dean · Post by **Dean** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:12 am

Ive woke up with the bed sheets stuck to my greasey arse and the pillow stuck to my ganky mouth, i put myself in the bath for 20min then got out as ran out hot water, i dryed me hair by mistake with the dog towel and then used the towel used to cover last nights sick to dry meself, i had a shit but had no bog paper after so now me star fish is reaking. im a stinky fucking mess again i took the washing out the machine to find them still stained and cold, i now cant wear anything as soon as i sat down here i farted and now room reeks of shit, hoping some of you are fit this morning so i can have a frig to cheer me up. oh no now the dogs pissed on the floor brb ill mop it up with my flannel!

Post by **Step** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:08 am

right......and then you woke up!