Euca's Secret
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:06 am
Malas egged my house, but I didn't care.Malas raped my dog, but I didn't care.Malas took a crap on my front porch, but I didn't care.Malas pissed on my burger, but I didn't care.Malas killed my TV, Internet, and burned all my pr0n magazines...THEN I cared. That's when I went Rebel. After training with Yoda on how to succesfully kill and rape Jawas, I was ready to take on Malas. But Nevets, and by beloved teddy-bear Stinks stopped me last night as I was about to kill paja...twas a sad sad day. Then I saw paja die, and I was happy again. But if only Malas had never touched my most beloved possesions, I wouldn't be the annoying butt monkey Rebel I am today. - Euca*I fixed your quote for ya bro... ~Des
