Fate of the Unwanted

Ok heres my story. So I sold my lineage 2 accoutn for $300 hahhah lovely shizzle.Then I bought scarface and reservoir dogs on dvd.Yesterday I went to the horseraces and won ... fuck all all my horses kept fallin over.So seen as i dont have a game i went to blockbuster. I got def jam fight for new york which is so incredibly fuckin amazin tht every1 shud try it nothin like def jam vendeta. and i get this weird chinese game called star ocean made by square so i thought id try it. So after thinkin i need a break from def jam i went on this star ocean. Now this game is the bollox dont even go near it its about 2 anime lookin kids who get drawn on by sum weird girl after tht i turned it off and was puttin it back in its case when i see with my little eye another disc tht was all blue. I put it in my ps2 and sum crap came up about the anime game and then square trailers. I went on them and ff12 trailer i must say it looks pretty shit kind of like ff9 type characters the weirdest thing was it said ,".... 2 years after ff x" which was kind of weird. Its about sum kid who wants to be a sky pirate and sum lass tht looks just like yuna and a weird evil guy called the judge who accordin to sum geezer in the game is more of an executioner than a judge but it looks alrite. Ok so after watchin tht i go on def jam and its me and blaze vs fat joe and magic which i cant win yet coz blaze is all beaten up before the fight. ok so enough def jam i goes in the bath oo and its so warm i get nice and clean but then... i look behind me and theres 2 little bits of plaster , then i hear this weird noise look around and theres 4 little bits but i cudnt remembr if they were there the last time i looked around. Then suddenly I have this vision tht these 2 tiles are fallin towards my neck and then im stood neked on the bath mat. Theres 2 tiles in the bath tht which didnt fall from anywhere high enough to hurt me but it was weird it was like god saved me coz im gonna change the world in the future even though the tiles fell where my neck was. Ok so i was pretty shook up so i weent on msn and talked to sau he sed hed seen pulp fiction i asked him wot was his fav story he sed he didnt realise there were 3 stories hed been watchin too much pulp fiction and thought the tile incident was a miracale like wen vincent and fingy get shot at. So he went in the shower and i came on here and started eatin these pringles. Now im finkin these pringles hav sum drug in them i know the advert says once u pop the fun dont stop but seriously i cudnt stop eatin them even when i sealed them i stated eatin them without realisin. I aint a fat bastard hu has cravings for food but it was weird i dont trust pringles anymore and i remember a similair incident when they used to put cocaine in coca cola which is how it got its name. bye now ive sed enough

Spell Check!

i had to stop reading that, it made my brain hurt

limpy.......ur so.....................................gay

limpy.......ur so.....................................gay :lol:must be the brits eh

I think we should arrange a fight between Taco and Limp.

"Once you pop, you can't stop."

... Sauron became gay too

aha more stuff has happened since yesterday. I went on the trailers and there was 1 for this musashi game i dont know y they made a game about tht bender but it looked shit so i guess they dint put much effort into it. Looked like the latest zelda game graphics. and i completed def jam final fight was with snoop and i threw him out a window. It was sad tht my girlfriend carmen electra died in a fire. oh yea and step u can shut ya face coz holland is shaped like a nob tht has been stamped on many times by several zoo animals.

Bender Made me laugh a lot, don't know why.And Wind Waker's graphics rocked