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Action games 101....
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:20 am
by Kuraichi
while over zaks house playing Devil may cry 3 we came across a set of rules that MUST be followed when playing an action game...Rule #1 SPIN EVERTHING! doesn't matter if its a gun to a sword to a coat, Spinning it is vital.Rule #2 If you cant reach something Fuck it.chances are u wont need it anyways.Rule #3 Refer to every catastrophic event as a "party"doesn't matter if its the destruction of a city to the death of your mother if it's bad, it's a party.Along with these rules you need, Lively sword swinging, gun shooting, awsome fight scenes, cool clothes, and above ALL else corny catch phrases. Nothing pulls a game together better then a cool looking main charecter with a big sword and two guns, saying "breakdown!" while swinging there sword.
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:23 am
by Evangelion
"This party is gettin' crazy!""Let's Rock!" 8)
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:41 am
by Spyke
so is this game good or what? neve rplayed any of em
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:14 am
by DaikatanaGenshu
so is this game good or what? neve rplayed any of emPlay it. Now.
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:55 pm
by Outlaw
Whoever came up with those rules is a freakin' Genius!
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 9:15 pm
by Kuraichi
Zak and I have a nother rule to add here..Rule #4 The Colors Red and Blue are Always signs of sibling rivalry, and Appear EVERYWHERE!Doesn't matter if it's in the Scenery or in a persons eyes Red and Blue are a must.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:12 am
by Outlaw
really? Could that explain why the Dark Side in Star Wars always has Red lightsabers and The Light Side has blue( and among other colors).
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:13 am
by DaikatanaGenshu
really? Could that explain why the Dark Side in Star Wars always has Red lightsabers and The Light Side has blue( and among other colors).yep.

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:48 am
by Darth Bob
Rule 5: always kill your allies if you dont need them and take their ammo.
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:49 am
by Kuraichi
Rule 5: always kill your allies if you dont need them and take their ammo.lol