wtf is a newbert?

newbert · Post by **newbert** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:17 pm

well jaina told me to post on here so here it goes,names newbert, bert for short. my turns on are lube, seven, and batteries.my turnoffs are nothing??!and well heres some other info. im 19, live in cali, and im male.in short i love long hops on the beach and dbs' in the moonlight :Dwell i hope i can get to know you all

QuidBoy · Post by **QuidBoy** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:22 pm

SOMEONE TIE HIM DOWN BEFORE HE ESCAPES!!!!

newbert · Post by **newbert** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:25 pm

but quid im already tied to you

Post by **Anubis** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:21 am

did matt lesko write a bok on how to get into fou?! everyone recently has been saying they like lube and are male....

newbert · Post by **newbert** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:27 am

well...its a tendency for newberts to be males and have a huge fascination with lube. i mean come on ive got to get rid of this lifetime supply of lube some how

Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:55 am

ARE YOU A HOT CALIFORNIAN MALE OR UN UGLY ONE?

Post by **Darth Bob** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:41 am

VII · Post by **VII** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:44 am

newberts my e-hero

Mordrid · Post by **Mordrid** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:52 am

Hi Newbert. Hi Matt.

Post by **Darth Bob** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:55 am