Fate of the Unwanted

gramps · Post by **gramps** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:26 am

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half. - Ananova.comhttp://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_ ... ndifferent:

Shaolin · Post by **Shaolin** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:53 am

rofl...

Post by **Musashi** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:13 pm

Owned.My huge balls would have crushed the chair when I tried to sit on it!

gramps · Post by **gramps** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:57 pm

Owned.My huge balls would have crushed the chair when I tried to sit on it!I asked Jaina for confirmation of this fact and she keeled over dead after laughing so hard.

Post by **Musashi** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:59 pm

Owned.My huge balls would have crushed the chair when I tried to sit on it!I asked Jaina for confirmation of this fact and she keeled over dead after laughing so hard. :indifferent:You killed my girlfriend! YOU RAT BASTARD!

gramps · Post by **gramps** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:33 pm

Owned.My huge balls would have crushed the chair when I tried to sit on it!I asked Jaina for confirmation of this fact and she keeled over dead after laughing so hard. :indifferent:You killed my girlfriend! YOU RAT BASTARD!Imo I saved you from her obesity. Imagine if she had tripped on your scrawny frame. Every bone in your body would be fractured. Not the best way to go out. You owe me.

Post by **Musashi** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:46 pm

Touche!

Jaina Solo · Post by **Jaina Solo** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:32 pm

Owned.My huge balls would have crushed the chair when I tried to sit on it!I asked Jaina for confirmation of this fact and she keeled over dead after laughing so hard. :indifferent:You killed my girlfriend! YOU RAT BASTARD!Imo I saved you from her obesity. Imagine if she had tripped on your scrawny frame. Every bone in your body would be fractured. Not the best way to go out. You owe me. :indifferent:Mus has wookiee balls. Basically, I've never seen them under the fur coat. I can't believe you used the indifferent emote when describing my death you... I wanna say rat bastard but its been done...I hate you all.

Post by **Musashi** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:37 pm

Fur coat? Wookie balls? Mus has?Bah!

gramps · Post by **gramps** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:45 pm

Owned.My huge balls would have crushed the chair when I tried to sit on it!I asked Jaina for confirmation of this fact and she keeled over dead after laughing so hard. :indifferent:You killed my girlfriend! YOU RAT BASTARD!Imo I saved you from her obesity. Imagine if she had tripped on your scrawny frame. Every bone in your body would be fractured. Not the best way to go out. You owe me. :indifferent:Mus has wookiee balls. Basically, I've never seen them under the fur coat. I can't believe you used the indifferent emote when describing my death you... I wanna say rat bastard but its been done...I hate you all.Well I could've used dink but I didn't want to crush you.

Fate of the Unwanted

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