Harry Potter - SPOILERS

Post by **Snape** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:11 pm

At the end of the new book he dies of Aids.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:51 pm

Given to him by.............Snape.

Post by **Snape** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:51 pm

Which were given to him by.............Shadow.

Post by **Musashi** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:39 pm

Which were given to him by............Fuck it, everyone would join in and then I'd have another thread with 50 pages of shite to deal with.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:06 am

He's just too ashamed to admit that I got from.........

Post by **Musashi** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:17 am

Musashi...

Post by **Outlaw** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:50 am

THE CHAIN STARTS HERE!!!Shadow gave aids to snape who gave aids to harry who gave it to cho (or w.e that asian chick was) who died instantly from aids, then harry gave aids to jenny who became a lesbian after having sex with harry and jenny gave Herminey( spelling but i could care less, emma watson is hot) who had sex with Ron and ron gave his brother aids after some sexual expermentation, Ron's brothers gave it to Dumbldore who gave it to Magonagol who gave it to hagrid who killed jenny while having sex because his dick ripped her in half. Ron got depressed about jenny and had sex with Longbottom who afterwards fell in love with Malfoy and gave him aids and then malfoy had sex with crap and goyle who decided to rape dobey and then dobey raped Hediwg who flew back to England and had sex with Dudley who fucked his mom who had sex with her husband AND THATS HOW EVERYONE DIES!!!!Voldemort just loled at the whole thing because he was immune to aids...

pieman · Post by **pieman** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:10 am

THE CHAIN STARTS HERE!!!Shadow gave aids to snape who gave aids to harry who gave it to cho (or w.e that asian chick was) who died instantly from aids, then harry gave aids to jenny who became a lesbian after having sex with harry and jenny gave Herminey( spelling but i could care less, emma watson is hot) who had sex with Ron and ron gave his brother aids after some sexual expermentation, Ron's brothers gave it to Dumbldore who gave it to Magonagol who gave it to hagrid who killed jenny while having sex because his dick ripped her in half. Ron got depressed about jenny and had sex with Longbottom who afterwards fell in love with Malfoy and gave him aids and then malfoy had sex with crap and goyle who decided to rape dobey and then dobey raped Hediwg who flew back to England and had sex with Dudley who fucked his mom who had sex with her husband AND THATS HOW EVERYONE DIES!!!!Voldemort just loled at the whole thing because he was immune to aids...Its all true see Fig. 2 and Fig.3 for the outline.P.S. Fig. 1 is AIDS so you have it now and yes you WILL die.

Lando Commando · Post by **Lando Commando** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:19 am

THE CHAIN STARTS HERE!!!Shadow gave aids to snape who gave aids to harry who gave it to cho (or w.e that asian chick was) who died instantly from aids, then harry gave aids to jenny who became a lesbian after having sex with harry and jenny gave Herminey( spelling but i could care less, emma watson is hot) who had sex with Ron and ron gave his brother aids after some sexual expermentation, Ron's brothers gave it to Dumbldore who gave it to Magonagol who gave it to hagrid who killed jenny while having sex because his dick ripped her in half. Ron got depressed about jenny and had sex with Longbottom who afterwards fell in love with Malfoy and gave him aids and then malfoy had sex with crap and goyle who decided to rape dobey and then dobey raped Hediwg who flew back to England and had sex with Dudley who fucked his mom who had sex with her husband AND THATS HOW EVERYONE DIES!!!!Voldemort just loled at the whole thing because he was immune to aids...he knows more about HP, than i do... freaky

VII · Post by **VII** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:55 am

fuck im not buying this book now.