Sum up my penis in one word...
Meager in size compared to an asian midget from the phillipines who wears leopard skin chaps and rides a donkey thru the English Highlands to fight for FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding!! Fries are done. Din