:lol:What if the bottle had a picture of Hanks Mum on it; would you attempt to slip it the wet willy then? You never know, with enough force; and the sex drive given from the womans picture, you might just jam it in. And if you get stuck, tear off the picture to reveal a picture of Tib. You'll soon find yourself pulling out.pulling out att that speed means a real nasty cock burn. but rather a burn then a bumMarch's Xbox mag = DA BOMB!
SEX IN A BOTTLE!"that would so rock, though bottles need to get bigger. i mean who can fit their peckers in that???!!!! :lol:What if the bottle had a picture of Hanks Mum on it; would you attempt to slip it the wet willy then? You never know, with enough force; and the sex drive given from the womans picture, you might just jam it in. And if you get stuck, tear off the picture to reveal a picture of Tib. You'll soon find yourself pulling out.pulling out att that speed means a real nasty cock burn. but rather a burn then a bum
:lol:What if the bottle had a picture of Hanks Mum on it; would you attempt to slip it the wet willy then? You never know, with enough force; and the sex drive given from the womans picture, you might just jam it in. And if you get stuck, tear off the picture to reveal a picture of Tib. You'll soon find yourself pulling out.pulling out att that speed means a real nasty cock burn. but rather a burn then a bum SEX IN A BOTTLE!"that would so rock, though bottles need to get bigger. i mean who can fit their peckers in that???!!!! :lol:What if the bottle had a picture of Hanks Mum on it; would you attempt to slip it the wet willy then? You never know, with enough force; and the sex drive given from the womans picture, you might just jam it in. And if you get stuck, tear off the picture to reveal a picture of Tib. You'll soon find yourself pulling out.pulling out att that speed means a real nasty cock burn. but rather a burn then a bumThe bottle could come with a smaller bottle O' lube. So it makes it esier, and stops burns.
:lol:What if the bottle had a picture of Hanks Mum on it; would you attempt to slip it the wet willy then? You never know, with enough force; and the sex drive given from the womans picture, you might just jam it in. And if you get stuck, tear off the picture to reveal a picture of Tib. You'll soon find yourself pulling out.pulling out att that speed means a real nasty cock burn. but rather a burn then a bumThe bottle could come with a smaller bottle O' lube. So it makes it esier, and stops burns.
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DesuMacchi
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yeah for some reason Mus Ninja Gaiden (a game I was sooooooo waiting for) really let me down with the camera funk. I spent most of the time tapping the right trigger to center the camera back to behind me just to see what was lurking ahead. And VERY VERY repetitive like I had said earlier. You just run around smashing buttong - getting 65 hit combos and moving to the next room. Not a very big challenge. Tenchu is getting alot of shit because of the PS2 graphics on the Xbox, they wanted it to use more of the Xbox power but it failed in that aspect. Graphic wise I found it pleasing, considering I havent played Tenchu since its release for the PS1 
Gameplay on Tenchu for me was just way better, you actually had to play based on your own strategy. If you fucked up they killed you. Unlike NG where you just run into a room, people fall from the ceiling and you rapidly hit the buttons and kill things. Then again, this is just my opinion, the guys in the xbox mag forums just love NG and wouldnt want anything else in life but to spend 2348972304 hours playing it over and over. For me I like a challenge, something that I have to think about to get to the next level.Tenchu Owns, NG Blows Balls!On a side note, I picked up Burnout 2 Directors Cut, a nice change of pace and what more could you ask for other than the more pile ups and wrecks you cause the morepoints you get and the further you advance in the game :)Ok back to whacking it to 007's intro with Shannon Elizabeth
Gameplay on Tenchu for me was just way better, you actually had to play based on your own strategy. If you fucked up they killed you. Unlike NG where you just run into a room, people fall from the ceiling and you rapidly hit the buttons and kill things. Then again, this is just my opinion, the guys in the xbox mag forums just love NG and wouldnt want anything else in life but to spend 2348972304 hours playing it over and over. For me I like a challenge, something that I have to think about to get to the next level.Tenchu Owns, NG Blows Balls!On a side note, I picked up Burnout 2 Directors Cut, a nice change of pace and what more could you ask for other than the more pile ups and wrecks you cause the morepoints you get and the further you advance in the game :)Ok back to whacking it to 007's intro with Shannon Elizabeth 
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DesuMacchi
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I'm with Desu, I like to feel challenged when I play this sort of game as well as feeling like my "thinking" helped me kick ass. I dig the Tenchu series for this very reason .I'm still gunna play the hell out of Ninja Gaiden, I love Team Ninja because of Dead or Alive 3 (The best fighting game ever made).
.I'm still gunna play the hell out of Ninja Gaiden, I love Team Ninja because of Dead or Alive 3 (The best fighting game ever made).im in on that too. tenchu is probably THE ninja game in the market. shinobi was almost the same as ninja gaiden, you had to press the darn camera angle all the time, and the game was pretty much jump into the fray and kill every fucker there is. tenchu you really dont need to kill anyone but your target. and taking on three enemys att once isnt easy, no matter how good you are. thats whats so fucked up about most ninja games today.