POKEMON RUBY AND SAPPHIRE!!!!!

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 8:35 pm

That's right. As of March 18, the newest addition to the greatest battling rodent series ever made is in stores. As suggested by the thread title, I am of course talking about Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. I for one have been eagerly waiting for what seems like two weeks since the last Pokemon was was released, Pokemon Granite and Sandstone or some shit, but now the waiting is over! It's time to battle yet another batch of newly discovered squirrely little monsters; seriously, those little fuckers need to lay off the cross breeding and just leave the species as they lie, horny little bastards. I can hardly stand the anticipation of triumphing over this oh-so-challenging game. Lukily I only have to wait about three hours since I started playing, oh, twelve minutes ago. Thank God that the store was receiving the even newer Pokemon game, Tropical Breeze and Summer Rain, as I left, and another, rumored to be Cheddar adn Monterey Jack, is being shipped out of Japan as we speak. Where would I be without those industrious Japs? And where would theie industry be without sweaty little fanboys like me?

Post by **Step** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 8:36 pm

18th of March, what a great day for us all, my birthday

LOL

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 11:32 pm

Hank, i work for an Electronics Boutique. and the state of it is the games still sell! no matter what, they sell. so as long as they sell, expect more of them to be incoming.

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 4:21 am

Fuckin' A! More pint-sized little monster bitches scurrying about underfeet! More little sluts shrieking to eachother in theri damn high-pitched voices that they just beat the Badger Boss or some shit!On a side note, happy late birthday to Step!

On another side note, you have no idea how envious I am of you and your sweet ass job, Chris. I've got to earn some mad dough to buy a car so i don't have to share one with my twin sister. A job in a gaming store would be a dream come true, assuming the pay is decent of course.

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 4:31 am

i get ok pay but i get lots of free games :Phell, i'm having Star Wars Galaxies paid for plus the subscription fee paid for as well

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 2:41 pm

You bitch.

Christian · Post by **Christian** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 3:05 pm

hehehe

Gheed-sta · Post by **Gheed-sta** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:17 am

Pokemon sucks! *hops in a car and speeds off*

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:05 am

**chases Gheed with flaming stick, then realizes that he agrees completely...looks confused...drops stick and walks away**

Gheed-sta · Post by **Gheed-sta** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 2:45 am

*lets out a 'woot' as he sees hank walk away but soon swirves off road into a tree...dident make it...*