Best Quotes Ever?

Kakuto · Post by **Kakuto** » Sun Mar 23, 2003 10:02 pm

i cant remember what Ben Affleck says, but its in Jay & Bob Strike Back,and he insults them and goes..."BONG!"

ReDWasK · Post by **ReDWasK** » Sun Mar 23, 2003 10:17 pm

It was when he opens the door and sees Jay and Bob there, says:"Well, look at these maroce mother fuckers right here, smells like somebody shit in their cereal, BONG!"("maroce" is most definately improper spelling, nor do i know what i means

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Gheed-sta · Post by **Gheed-sta** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:59 am

"Guns don't kill people...I DO AHAHAHAHAHHA!" - Warcraft III"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!"- Monty python and the holy grail.

Kakuto · Post by **Kakuto** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 1:36 pm

From Dirty Work:Adam Sandler: WE EAT THE PIG, AND TOGETHER WE BURN, WE BURN(some black kid whos famous named Gary somthing,): What j00 talkin bout satin!?From Saving Silverman: (steve zahn): Cmon, Cmon, Cmon, CMON, cmon, ahh cmon, cmon, cmon, just cmon!, cmon, cmon,CMON,CMon, Cmon, cmon, ahh CMON (and repeated until he hits 27 times.)

Post by **Snape** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:01 pm

Gary Coleman?God damn I hate that kid. What j00 talkin' bout Willis?!?

Juggalo · Post by **Juggalo** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:50 pm

Meg: Don't you have to go to work today dad?Peter: That's nothing a phone call can't handle*dials*Mr. Weed: Hello?Peter: Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today, i was in a horrible plane crash. My entire family is dead and I'm a vegetable. I'll see ya tommorrow*click*Peter: Eh? Eh?Brian the dog: Please Peter you excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.*GASP*Brian the dog: to soon?FAMILY GUY ROCKS!

ReDWasK · Post by **ReDWasK** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:19 pm

you do realize that Gary Coleman is like a 40 year old midget right?

lol

Kakuto · Post by **Kakuto** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:31 pm

coooooooooleman thats who it is, lol. yes, i know ReD, but im back for more quotes(Steve Zahn): Look me in the eyes and tell me you wanna marry judith.Darren: *Looks him in the eyes* I wanna marry judith.J.D.: *Look at us both in the eyes at the SAME TIME, and tell us you wanna marry judith!Darren: Im outa here.From Dirty Work:Cathy: You two are brothers?(Norm McDonald): Well, yah, its a long story(Fat guy cant remember name who is main guy): My dad BONED his momROFLMAO

HanK · Post by **HanK** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:02 am

My dad can beat your dad up. -Jesus, in the Lost Book of The Bible

OiNKeR · Post by **OiNKeR** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:05 pm

I use this quote ALL the time...I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!